Funny Facebook status website

I just read this new Facebook quotes website and it looks like it’s gonna be pretty good for finding some new funny Facebook status updates. At the moment I’m a bit stuck because I’ve been updating my status too often, and now I’m almost out of funny messages to send to my friends.

Usually this wouldn’t be a problem, but I just broke my leg so I have to stay at home while I recover and do the physio or training or whatever they talk about, so I’m using Facebook a LOT at the moment (probably too much lol).

Anyway so this Facebook quotes site says that it’s going to be full of interesting sayings and proverbs and stuff that you can put into your status and people will be impressed by it – I’m not convinced yet but I will keep reading.

The thing I want to find the most is those special Facebook statuses that have cool characters or signs in them (like the ones I talked about before) – they’re excellent and really make people press ‘like’ and leave comments on my page. Maybe I should start my own website?

Anyway, the one I like the best on that website is: 43% of all statistics are worthless. It reminds me of the high school maths class, where the teacher was completely useless (but a funny guy). Maybe now I’ve learned everything he has to say I can really attack the world! Until next time, add me on Facebook and stay cool!

Everyone likes a funny Facebook status – well I really love them! I’m addicted to changing my status at least five times a day, and I like all different types of Facebook status update.

I’ve narrowed them down into three different categories of status – you want to hear them? I know you do!

The first is jokes – funny jokes. I used to write updates on Facebook a lot, but every time I had to include my name in the status message. I thought this was really annoying, because I couldn’t put jokes into the box (unless I wanted to be the butt of them!). Finally, when they removed the name thing, I could use my own material – so there it went! Facebook status update jokes!

The second type of updates, after jokes, was the witty type of status messages which were similar to jokes, but just one-liners. They usually included a nice pun or gag, and people seem to really love them when they’re inside a Facebook home page feed.

The final type of status message for Facebook was given to me when I was on holiday last year – I fell in love with a Spanish bargirl and then I added her on Facebook…ever since, I used Facebook to pass her messages about how much I missed her and loved her. Romantic Facebook statuses are now my forté!

So those are my main categories – I’ll let you know when I have some more. Until then, stay on Facebook and stay cool!